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Aqua trudged happily through the halls of Keele’s dungeon. Not only did she banish the lich that was the master of this place, but he had also given her and Kazuma a lot of loot beforehand! And, since she did all the work here… Most of it was surely going to go to her! She got to obliterate plenty of undead with her holy magic on the way to him, as well… This trip to the dungeon might have not been that bad, after all!
"See, Kazuma? Without me, you wouldn't have made it this far! You should praise me!" The blue-haired goddess called out as she unleashed yet another of her spells on the skeleton in front of them. "With my supreme powers, those puny, stupid undead should be fleeing from me! I don't get why they keep coming for us."
Kazuma froze in place - and looked at the blue-haired deadweight with a mixture of disbelief and disdain.
"They can sense you? Are you telling me, you useless goddess, that you've been driving them towards us all this time?"
Aqua's eyes widened for a moment, then she shook her head with a nervous laughter.
"Maybe? But it's not a problem if I just turn them! Right, Kazuma?"
As if to answer her question, a growl could be heard from behind them. The two of them turned, only to see a horde of monsters running towards them.
"Well, that's your problem." Kazuma told her without any emotions on his face.
"Huh? Kazuma? What do you mean? What are you going to do now?" Aqua asked him, but the man just shrugged.
As the word left his mouth, Kazuma disappeared from sight - leaving Aqua alone and terrified.
"Kazuma! Kazumaaa! You can't just leave me here! Kazuma! Please, use Lurk on me too! Kazuma! Kazumaaaaaaa!"
The adventurer didn't respond - and so the monsters got to her.
"Turn Undead! Turn Undead! Sacred Turn Undead! Turn Undeeeeeeead!"
The goddess tried using her holy magic on the monsters, but it had proven mostly ineffective. Sure, she got rid of some of them, but there were living monsters among them too - and against those, her magic was powerless.
Aqua screamed as the enemies swarmed her. Most of them were hounds, but she could see a few kobolds among them too. Their fangs, claws and knives quickly descended on her body - slicing through her outfit in many, many places.
"Get away from meeeeeee!"
Aqua screamed, but the monsters didn't care - continuing their assault. In just a short while, her blue dress had been torn to shreds. As her panties were invisible, the goddess of water's body was revealed to the monsters - Aqua covering herself up shamefully.
"K-Kazuma! You pervert! I know you're watching! They already took my clothes, so you can save me now!"
No response. All that Aqua got was a few cuts on her fair skin as the monsters fought against one another for the privilege of being the one to first desecrate her. Their battle took place over her body - and their weight pinned her to the ground below them.
Finally, one of the hounds was triumphant. As it positioned his rear over Aqua's big, bubbly butt, the woman could feel its prick slide in between her buttcheeks. She was so disgusted! How did those monsters dare to do this to her? She was a goddess! Far above what any mortal deserved!
"Kazumaaaaaaaa! They're about to… About to… Please, Kazuma! Save me! Kazumaaaa!"
The final howl came as the hound speared his cock through her invisible panties, ripping through them - and beyond them, straight into her slit.
As the goddess was given a new body when Kazuma forced her to come with him to this world, that also made her a virgin - in this body, at least. She screamed in pain as the animal tore through her hymen - blood flowing down the animal's cock as he initiated the rape. Her pussy hurt already with the initial penetration - and it only became worse as the protrusions on the animal's knot began to rub against her inner walls.
Aqua's cries turned into a full-fledged sobbing, two waterfalls of tears escaping from her eyes as the girl began mumbling incomprehensibly. She tried to struggle, but the monsters' weight was too much for her to overcome - and so she laid on the ground below them, forced to endure her rape.
Even if the other monsters lost their chance to take her virginity, they weren't going to just calmly wait for their turn. With her mouth open as it was, it was a very enticing target for their dicks. It didn't take long for one of the kobolds to plug it. All that resulted was making her screams a little quieter - and also making Aqua gag on it.
As a result of the continued pounding of her slit and mouth, Aqua almost felt like she was going to throw up. Trickles of rainbowy puke leaked from the corners of her mouth, down her chin and onto the cock fucking her face. She still crying, too - more fresh tears constantly shooting out of her eyes.
Finally, after what seemed like an eternity to the blue-haired piece of fuckmeat, the hound in her cunt came. She felt her insides revolt some more as he fired off straight into her womb. At least, she had something to make it slightly less terrible…
She mumbled out through the cock still in her mouth, and her abdomen lit up as a result. Her magic worked on the semen that entered her body, turning it just into creamy water. Like this, the monster semen wasn't going to impregnate her… but its resulting consistency made it the perfect lube for whatever was going to use her snatch next.
Aqua didn't have to wait for long to feel the negative consequences of that. The moment the hound pulled out his blood-and-cream-covered dick, another monster immediately replaced it. As the result of the lubrication the goddess herself provided so generously, the second hound was able to hammer its shaft with far more force and speed than the one before. Pained growls made it past the dick between her lips as her strained cunt began to ache even more - Aqua's suffering only growing worse.
Servicing just two dicks at once wasn't going to be enough with how many monsters there were around Aqua. Some kobolds grabbed her arms and stretched them out to the sides - and then, began rubbing their cocks against her glove-clad hands.
They poked her palms with their dicks for a few moments - as that caused no reaction, they moved on to playing with her fingers. Once the monsters realized the extent of how useless their captive was - she wasn't even going to try to give them a handjob - that pissed the kobolds off. Grabbing her hands directly, they wrapped her hands around their shafts. Aqua still didn't budge, though. She wasn't even sure what they wanted from her! Maybe some party tricks would entertain them?
As a result, twin fountains of water shoot out from her palms - under a lot of pressure, directly into the cocks in her hands. The two kobolds recoiled back in pain simultaneously, each of them holding their hurt cock. Aqua didn't understand, why they moved away - and she couldn't see the murderous intent she had awakened in their eyes, either.
A few moments later they made Aqua stretch her arms out again. This time, they were holding their daggers again - and brought them down on her wrists. Aqua let out another muffled scream of pain as she felt them slice into her extremities. She still couldn't see what they were doing, though. The fact that she couldn't feel her fingers anymore was confusing, and terrifying. It took her a while, but she managed to connect the dots. These monsters chopped her hands off!
As she came to that conclusion, the kobold within her mouth came as well. Another muffled "Purification" later Aqua was receiving a creamy load in her mouth. It was surprisingly tasty… Hmmm, maybe this wasn't that bad? She swallowed it contently as the monster pulled out, drawing a breath in before remembering, how bad her predicament was.
The goddess tried to ask for help once more - but she did it too late. If she managed to tell Kazuma that those monsters were putting her apart, maybe she would have even managed to stir his conscience and have him save her… But now, because of her failure to do so, she was going to become monster chew.
Emboldened by the first two cuts, the other monsters began to tear into Aqua's body as well. More kobolds sliced into her legs, specifically her ankles - severing her feet away. Stripping them from her boots and her socks, the humanoid monsters then began to use them for footjobs - pressing them hard against their cocks in order to get off. Her cut-off hands were employed for handjobs, just as originally intended - the kobolds grinding them up and down their members.
The hounds, meanwhile, took it as a sign to satisfy other carnal urges with Aqua's body. The jaw of the alpha snapped shut right over her left shoulder, biting her arm off - and it quickly swallowed it whole. Aqua's voice was strained from screaming so much, but it still reached a higher pitch as a result.
Following the alpha's lead, the other hounds also began biting down on Aqua's limbs. The others weren't as voracious as their leader, though - leading to multiple bites per each of her surviving limbs. With how rich her thighs were, they required multiple bites each to eat them fully - Aqua forced to feel the fangs tear through her skin and flesh every time.
Blood poured freely from Aqua's many wounds, creating a huge pool on the ground below her. Near her ass and head there were spots dyed a brighter white - splatters of semen in front of the kobolds who had taken her hands and feet.
For a while, Aqua's limbless form kept bleeding out as the monsters kept raping the goddess. She was unlucky enough to feel her asshole plundered by one of her rapists, too - her sphincter painfully breaking to let a cock into her rectum. On the other end, even if she liked the taste of purified semen, she had ingested enough of it to truly get sick of it.
Aqua was still conscious by the time the nezt step of her torment had arrived, if only barely. Still, she got to feel a cock pop out of her ass, more semen out of her bowels - only to feel that same monster bite into her plump asscheeks.
However, just seconds aferwards she felt teeth sink into her shoulder, too. The animals on both ends began pulling on her corpse, each of them wanting to claim it for itself. Aqua got to feel her body slowly, painfully stretch out in between them - up to its limit. Neither of them let go at that point, though - leading to Aqua's body coming in two in a loud plop.
The blue-haired girl was split at her waist, her guts bursting out of both ends in a bloody explosion. The lower half slumped down once more, her ass sticking up in the air - ever so inviting for anyone to fuck it. The upper half had her sizeable tits and her head, her face still twisted in pain - even if she had no strength to voice it anymore. The last thing Aqua felt before perishing was something slicing through her neck - her head separated from her upper half to more blood squirting from her neck.
Kazuma took his time making absolutely sure that the monsters were gone before dropping his Lurk spell. Listening to Aqua's screams was incredibly entertaining - the useless goddess finally getting to suffer for all the crap he had to go through because of her. He wouldn't have thought it before, but now he realized that was precisely what the blue-haired girl deserved.
As he stood in front of her dismembered corpse, he only wished he could have watched it himself - but he needed to hide from the monsters. Still, the sight was so rewarding! The bitch finally got what she deserved!
At that point, Aqua's thoroughly-raped lower part was sitting directly in front of him. Even of there were some bite marks on her cheeks, her ass was still invitingly laid out in front of him. Kazuma wasn't going to fuck it, however - the cum-dripping, gaping holes of her vagina and anus didn't really look all that inviting.
Her hands and feet laid discarded around her - and in the middle laid a huge pile of her guts. Her upper half had cum dripping from its both ends - both her ribcage and her neck stump having been given a proper dicking. One of her tits had a huge chunk of it bitten off - bit the other one was still there.
What caught Kazuma's attention, however, was Aqua's head. Her eyes were both rolled back - her face covered in a mixture of blood, cum and tears. Her mouth was obscenely open, her tongue sticking out just a little from between her lips. He could see some semen leaking out of the cut, too… And that gave him an idea. If he just took her head home, and then cleaned it… Then the goddess would finally have some use for him!
With that in mind, he threw the head in the bag of trophies he was carrying - making sure to shove it in as deep as he could. Megumin was still waiting outside of the cave… He didn't want the explosion-obsessed mage to see his new toy.
Aqua's blue eyes snapped open - the girl realizing right away that her face was in a body of water. Looking around, she recognized the starry backdrop. It was the space between worlds!
"Oh my, my… This is quite a surprise."
Of course Eris was here. Aqua tried to turn her head in the direction of the voice, but she found out she couldn't move.
"It is the first time I've seen an immortal appear in here as the client… This is not something I ever expected to see."
Eris's warm voice clearly showed her surprise - but Aqua caught a hint of amusement in there, too.
"What's going on, you second-rate goddess?"
Aqua asked rashly, Eris flinching a little at the sound of her voice.
"Ah… We've never needed to set this recovery up for someone like you, Lady Aqua. I'm truly sorry…" Now her voice definitely sounded amused, even if Eris tried to keep ot sorrowful. "But you've been delivered here in the state from the very moment of your death: in pieces."
Aqua's confusion got the best of her, and she just looked forward, wide-mouthed.
"Either way, you already know what this place is. Now, let us-"
"If I'm here, it means it's over, right? That stupid wish is over! I don't need to stay with that moron Kazuma anymore! Now, I can get back to my comfy job of sending more losers to that terrible world! Finally!"
Eris stopped for a moment as Aqua cut her off. She stayed quiet as her fellow goddess finished talking - trying to decide, how to best deliver the news to her.
Finally, she gathered enough courage - and then, taking a deep breath, began to speak:
"I-I'm afraid that's not the case, Lady Aqua. Since the Demon King is still alive, that means Kazuma Satou's wish is still active. I'm truly sorry for this - really!… But I'm afraid I'll have to return you to him."
Aqua let out a loud scream - her voice soon turning to anger.
"Why! Why would you do this to me, you second-rate, younger, ugly, stupid, good-for-nothing, padding your chest goddess! Why do I have to return to that terrifying world while you can keep your small ass in my throne! It's not fair! I'm older, better-looking, more powerful! I'm better than you! You just got lucky with one little thing and now you're the one everyone respects! You don't deserve nothing of it! You should be the one dying out there! You should be~"
Aqua stopped to catch her breath - only to see Eris standing over her head.
"Oh, lady Aqua, I'm sure you don't mean any of this. I know you must be upset, and this is why you're saying these terrible things."
Eris stopped for a moment, two tears flowing down her cheeks.
"B-but this once, s-since it's just the two of us here…"
Eris picked Aqua's head up and turned it around, letting her see the remains of her torn-apart body.
"I'll let you have a taste of those cruel, heart-crushing lips of yours."
Aqua’s body grew closer and closer to her as the older goddess stared at it with her eyes wide. What was Eris doing? Fortunately, the cum that the monsters have defiled her with had not been taken here - her snatch as divinely clean as it should be.
Aqua asked in confusion as her head had been shoved in between her thighs - her mouth pressed hard against her own cunt. The other goddess didn’t reply, just pressed Aqua harder against her own slit - and then began rubbing it up and down. If Aqua opened her mouth now, she’d be given the unique opportunity to eat herself out - but she kept her mouth stubbornly shut.
Eris indulged in the sadistic satisfaction that came with finally putting Aqua in her place for a while longer, continuing to grind Aqua straight into her own slit. The magic filling the place was already working on Aqua, reviving her body - and as a result, her vagina was already responsive. As a result, the water that was already on Aqua’s face was joined by splashes of her own cunt honey. She let out some more muffled cries of disgust, but Eris ignored them and just carried on - until she managed to coax a climax out of the goddess’ legless abdomen.
As Aqua’s body began to shudder, even more of her come gushing onto her face, Eris finally managed to stop herself. She let go of Aqua’s head while putting a hand up to her face, her cheeks flushed.
“Oh, my… Sorry, Lady Aqua. I’ll take you down there right away, alright?”
Aqua screamed loudly, but her own body stifled her down as the magical circle formed around her - and then sent her straight back into the world she had come to hate.
Kazuma slammed his cock hard into Aqua’s throat, having entered her head through the stump of her neck. He had now returned to their mansion, and for the first time with his life, was happy with something related to Aqua. The dead slut’s neck was a really tight fuck, one that Kazuma enjoyed a surprising amount… Once he turned her head away from him so that he didn’t need to look at her face. Even in death, Aqua’s pained expression still reminded him of her voice - and that memory still pissed him off to no end.
“Yes! This is all you’re good for, you dumb cunt! A goddess of water? More like a goddess of cocks!”
He was so absorbed in putting his prick to use on Aqua’s head that he didn’t even hear the magical circle forming next to him. It took for the entirely too familiar and despised voice to reach his ears again for him to notice, that he wasn’t alone anymore.
“Kazuma! You pervert! What are you doing to my head!
Aqua squealed in her usual annoying tone the moment she saw what Kazuma was doing. For a moment, the adventurer froze - but then he shrugged and just resumed fucking her head. Aqua’s return pissed him off… But he should have expected that. After all, he himself had also been brought back from the dead more than once - it wasn’t too outlandish to imagine that she’d unfortunately be able to return as well.
“Getting more use of your dumb, hot body than ever before.”
He told her calmly while bringing her head further down onto his cock - Aqua noticing with disgust that she could see the tip of his cock peek out from between her lips.
“Eeeeeh? W-what? Y-you pervert! How could you!”
She squealed, and then remembered how he had acquired her head in the first place.
“Why did you let these monsters kill me? It hurt so much! How could you just leave me there? Kazumaaaaa! Don’t ignore meeee!”
As Kazuma proceeded to pleasure himself with her head while paying no mind to her words, Aqua’s voice only began to grow more and more annoying. She kept pestering him - both to leave her head now, and to apologize for leaving her to die - with enough persistence that the man was having troubles staying hard. Oh, why did she have to be this annoying?
Looking back at Aqua again, he entertained the idea of just chopping the girl’s head off again. Still, he already had one toy… What good would be a second one? Wait a second… If he was enjoying using Aqua’s head this much, there was a fair chance that many of the guild’s other adventurers would as well. Considering how successful the succubi brothel was, any way to release some tension would be something many adventurers would jump on. And for a fair price… Like this, Aqua could actually be used for a profit!
Buuut he didn’t really want to bother with that now. The day had been harsh enough as it was - all he wanted to do now was relax and relieve himself using that dumb bitch’s head. For the moment… It’d be best if she just let him be.
He had an idea how to pull that off. Reaching to the side of his desk, he had picked up his bag - and from within it, he procured his wallet.
“Here you go, you dumb whore. Drink your moaning away, and don’t lose your head again!”
Handing Aqua a significant pile of eris wasn’t an issue for Kazuma - he knew the girl would earn that money back the next day. Just mentioning alcohol was enough to catch Aqua’s interest, and make her forget about his qualms with him. Soon enough, Aqua stormed away to the guild’s bar, oblivious to the world and drinking her worries away.
Kazuma continued to use Aqua’s head for a while longer before finally cumming, his seed splattering all over her face. As he came, he considered the onahole business he was about to open up. Aqua’s head was a good start, but if it was to be as successful as he expected… He’d probably need some variety. A smile creeped onto his face as he entertained that idea - realizing right away that a certain blonde, busty crusader would jump at the possibility if he asked her.