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 No.13624

The doctor handed me his bill and told me the surgery was even more expensive. I can never pay off this debt! It doesn't matter though, I'm dead in 2 weeks. The banks won't give me a loan, so what am I to do?

I don't pay that doctor shit, I buy fucktons of drugs- some I've never even done before! Designer drugs and the ever-known shrooms and devil's lettuce. First thing's first, smoke some crack and crack a rack at a fashion show!

Wait that's not fair, those models never did a thing to me- besides, they got no racks to speak of, they're only kids! I start smashing the T.V.
Disgusting perverts that want to keep watching Toddlers and Tiaras call the cops, but they don't know I'm a disgusting pervert that wants to FUCK THE POLICE!

I run out the diner and right towards the cop car that slows down for just a second and then accelerates full speed towards me. I run on my tip toes and jump hatchet first into the windshield.

Drive around to the park and get out of my car. I slam the door shut behind me and turn around. A fucking cop car is RIGHT THERE! I just go to town on the piggy's car. He's not around anywhere- oh there he is, that's right I tossed him hanging outside the passenger window.

REEE WUUUU REEE WUUUU oh shit there's more of them and I don't have a gun!
Fuck it I'm already wearing his vest under my shirt, I don't remember putting it on but I know it was while I was driving. I don't like to steal but I may as well take his pistol.

I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence as I hear tires screeching so I run and hop over a fence!

Wow a school oh lord this was my school!

I run and bust a window open and hear kids screaming and some "wHA- this is some 2018 shit for you yall" only one kid isn't either fleeing or cowering in the corners, he's got his phone out and pointed at me, even a joint out and sticks it between his lips, then a lights, puffs and passes.

"THANKS GANGSTA!" I toss him a small bag of mixed pills and even this stoic soul goes wide eyed. Not even seconds after I broke in, I'm walking into class.


"sorry I'm lay- MISS PIGGY!?"

"OINKOINKOINK!!" she squeals at me

"THE FUCK YOU MEAN I SHOULDN'T EVEN SHOW UP I DON'T WANT NO TRUANCY CHARGES YOU GUYS LOCKED MY MOMA UP FOR IT LAST TIME!"

"REEEEEE" She squeals as I charge at her. She ducks (well more like falls willfully), and I just go to town on her ass and legs. I take a pill covered in lint and swallow it with no water. Okay that's a bit dry, the lint has got me. Oh a water fountain! I drinks a bunch of water and jump out the nearest window.
"OW"

OK! So there's a hill. Right. Half the school is jutting out from a hill, that I roll down, because, I forgot the ground floor on one side is the 2nd floor on the other side. I love the terrain of my home town. Too bad it's filled with cancers... like her.
I see her screaming at her students, I see her see me. She realizes I'm why those kids were screaming inside. I see her see my ax and I see her eyes, her beautiful, gorgeous cancerous eyes. I see her run, and I see that I cannot catch her.
The gym teacher's class however is not so cowardly. Three of them, crazy as I am, nod to each other, and charge me. I charge too, towards their center, but then leap from my toes to their side, and spin my ax into their flank's ribs and instantly push with my bottom hand and yank with my top hand and the quickest high circle motion leads my ax into the shin of their center fighter. The first pauses for just a second then turns tail, I get his back as I leap forward before his momentum catches up with his will.
I chop the head off their center guy in several rapid strikes and finish off the other 2 by their hearts.

Oh a cop car is headed this way! 3 of them, no 4 no wait it's even more so I'm even quicker than before! weeee- I need to pee

I run through the woods between the school and another residential hood, only a quick stop and shop there.


The cars are buzzing all around. Sirens screaming.

"What's with the ax?" A hot course voice calls to me. I turn and oh, I'm alone by a river with a pair of cuties smoking their own blunt.

"My doctor gave me a bill I can't afford for letting me know I got 2 weeks to live unless I get a surgery that's also not affordable, so I'm on drugs and killing people. Why not?" A pause with sirens in the background and they glance at each other.

"So-are-you-going-to-kill-us" her friend asks too quick for me to not laugh.

"HAHAHA No.." I chop-wave my hand in front of my belly.

The 2 look at each other for a longer pause.

"Well makes sense." "Hell you're kind of cute for an ugly guy I guess. Wanna fuck?"

"Hell yeah!" I raise my ax jovially.

"Her parents aren't home!" The conventionally hotter girl who asked me prances like an excited puppy.

"What" her shorter and adorable friend is reluctant but obliged.

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Just as she licking the blood off my ax and eating raw bits of people, we hear a knock. She sits up off my face and answers her door while the hotter girl (at least by my standards) keeps sucking me off.

"Yay more for me!" She twists 180 and now I'm eating her out instead.

Then we hear a cop chatting and a door shut, then her cute rapid tiny footsteps back up her stairs into her room.

"Okay after this he can't stay here! My parents will be home tomorrow! And you stole my spot!"

"glupp. ugh. Finders losers something keepers just put your fingers in my ass." There was a moment of mostly silence- minus the slurping. "I guess he'll crash with me come nightfall, tell no one. Then buddy... you're going to be sneaking around behind my parents back for some time. Good thing we got spaces for you... can you do me some favors on your quest?"

"Tell me who you hate baby... just for you and because I could use some direction. MMM mmm."

"I couldn't understand any of that muffled from my pussy.... but I assume you agree... Oh I got a bucket list for you."


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