Oho! Where'd you find this gem?
'Today [July 7] is the Tanabata festival! Tell me your wish, and on behalf of Vega and Altair I will grant it.'
Device: Jissou Lingual [Translator]
"I want a new house where my children can live in safety desu!"
"It's a human techi…"
"Mama, is it OK techi?"
'And what do the children wish for?'
"It would be nice to have a feast for once techi!"
"Is this a nice Mr. Man techi?"
'OK then, and the maggot…'
"REFU REFU! BELLY RUBS! REFU REFU!"
'Well then… On the whole, your wishes have come true!'
"Awesome feast techi! It's steak techi!"
"Is this our new home techi…? But where did Mama and maggot-chan go techi?"
Tanzaku: Divine Retribution!!
'Ain't I a nice guy!'
[Kusomushi = Shit bug]
It's Christmas Eve. For some reason, my pet jissou looks different from the way she usually does. She's always been a revolting shit bug, but today she's even worse.
Look there, her shoes (stockings?) are hanging on the wall… Or should I say she's taped them up there.
I get it. I don't know where she heard about it, but she thinks this is the way to get Santa to give her whatever she wants. What a thoroughly shameless shit bug.
The next day: Of course, the world is not so sweet.
The jissou was in full pout on account of her [lack of any] present. Truly a brazen shit bug.
"They lied desu! There is no Santa desu!"
So then the shit bug got tangled up in my feet. What's this shit saying?
"Hey human, look at this desu!"
"Hey human, we eat cake today. That's this day. Understand desu?"
"Depupupu… Humans are so easy desuu. He's so drunk on my cuteness, he just has to do anything I say desuu!"
Now my patience has reached its limit!
"What are doing taking me outside desu? Perhaps you're taking cute me out somewhere desu?"
Listen up you shit bug.
Let's give this shit bug a final moment worthy of a shit bug!
"Master-sama, don't hurt me desu… Please help desu…"
MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHIT BUG!!
It stinks of poop techi… There isn't even a BED techi…
The food is cruddy techi… The bath water is cold techi…
Oh hai desu!
BEWARE! THE STORY OF A THUMB JISSOU RAISED TO BE ABUSED.
I've been raising a thumb jissou ever since her birth. I've spoiled her all week, but only so she can be abused. That's the reason I've been raising her with feigned tenderness.
"Sweet and tasty techu!"
"More pitty-patties techu!"
'Jissou-chan, come here. I've got something nice for you.'
I've pampered her from the start, so she runs up to me without any wariness.
"What is it techi? Are you giving me food techu?"
Now the fun is about to begin.
'That's right, that's a good girl, let me give you something good…'
"What's the matter techu? Give me the food quick techu!"
'There! That's a nice poke in the face, yeah?'
Hehehe, the look of unbelief on her ugly face.
'What's the matter, was that the first poke in the face you've had since you were born? Quite an experience, wasn't it?'
"My cheek hurts techi, really hurts techu…"
It seems like she's in a lot of pain. Anyway, it felt good to listen to the jissou whelp crying for a while.
'Oh no, you're leaking shit. That calls for some punishment.'
"My cheek hurts techi!"
I bought her for this day, so I'm going to slap this jissou to the fullest extent.
'Hey! Where do you think you're shitting? Are you some kind of a SHIT BUG? For a pet jissou you're a lot like a stray jissou, I think I'll make a good one of you yet! Take that and that and that and that!'
"Stop techi! It hurts techi! What did I do techi!"
Let's try a pressing in a cigarette,
And make a jissou ashtray of her! I've put up with her for a week, I can't help abusing her with this cigarette.
"Hot… hot techi! I'm going to die techii!"
'What's the matter? Is this the first taste of abuse you've had in your life? I'll take out your soul gem tomorrow, then we'll try some more interesting abuse tomorrow. But please keep crying. It sounds nice.'
Now, today's the day… Hey! Stop crying you shit bug.
"Cheeks hurt techi… No more hurties techu…"
Hmmph. Shameless. Leaking shit.
Here. This is your home from today on.
"Tee! This is terrible techu!"
'Starting today I won't be feeding you. Your only food will be your own feces.'
"Let me out techi! I'm hungry techu!"
The Next Day
'Good morning, shit bug!'
'You've got no clothes to be leaking your shit on.'
"No, no clothed techi!"
'These things? They're completely covered in shit, you can't wear these anymore.'
"Give me back my precious clothes techi! You stupid human!"
'The filth is disinfected!'
"Wha, what are you doing techi!"
'Such a lowly creature as you mustn't be so brazen as show fits of anger.'
"I'm more than angry techi! I'm going to beat you for this techu! I'm cute, ruining my clothes is a serious crime techu, stupid human!"
'I'll teach you what happens when you go against a human.'
"Stop techu! What are you doing to my precious hair techu!"
'Ah! Such dirty hair, I'll pull it out!'
'There! The ugly, bald, naked thumb jissou is complete!'
"Stop… stop already techi! My life is completely ruined techi…"
It's going to be awhile before the abuse can continue. I'm sorry. By "The Guy Who Drew This".