Pour a thing line kerosene over a circle of twigs, packed firmly but loosely together, with a wide area in the middle (enough for you and one other person to not inhale the smoke when standing or sitting).
Step inside the circle after getting naked, then wear a straitjacket and light the circle.
Speak as follows:
"Admin of Gurochan, I have been warned, what is dead will not die! Grant me an audience, herald of grotesque art!"
Or just post an e-mail or something that works too.
Upon reading that I relized that I am a participant of the most amazing part of our culture. Thank you dear sir
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.
Nah, get in contact with us via our IRC.
How does IRC work? I know what the acronym stands for, and I've heard it's easy to use, but how does one actually do it?